Colin Devine, Humor Guru
Cheers
To the Starbucks barista who misspelled my name—you have given me Instagram gold.
The guy who lived in my room last year and stashed stuff in the ceiling. You’re invited to my party next week.
The song, “Let’s Go Fly a Kite” from Mary Poppins. If you haven’t heard that song in the last 14 years, go listen to it now.
Jeers
To the anonymous Chipotle worker who refused to give me a free burrito after reading the below article. Have you heard of product placement?
To the person who sings opera in the shower every morning. I will find you. And give you a singing lesson.
The first year student who confused the Basilica with a Basilisk and prayed an entire Mass with his eyes closed.