A Short Guidance on Social Distancing
Snails are done for… Centipedes will do very well in the upcoming weeks
Former Humor Editor still somehow grateful to this institution
An encomium to Hap Burke
Golden Dome 2.0 to be completed May 2020, will completely enclose campus
Is described as a “a beacon to heaven”
Affleck-Graves post-Notre Dame plans: “Time to get serious with close-up magic”
“And when you live in a magical place like South Bend? Inspiration is everywhere!” Affleck-Graves shared.
Mendoza College of Business shifts focus to “hip youths,” unveils new Digital Marketing Minor
The new minor takes the University to a whole new level
Notre Dame student pleasantly surprised to discover Notre Dame has a damn symphony
“I love the classics!” he said.
Boat Stratification
Allegations that some early ticket purchasers were tipped off ahead of time continue to circulate.
Taco Bell announces new slogan: “Nobody has ever died after eating Taco Bell”
CEO Brian Niccol made on Tuesday the latest announcement in a rebranding campaign
Freshman lost in woods north of campus; returned to his people by anthropomorphic mammoth
No further details were shared with the Rover
Rector announces additional sign of peace in lieu of Eucharist
Is that really the only prayer we care about?
