Cheers

Holy Half.  You are all beautiful, inspiring people.  But those girls at mile 10 who held signs with Benedict Cumberbatch’s face on them were by far the most motivational thing I have ever seen.

Rugby.  It’s like football.  Except without helmets, pads and possibly with a greater amount of athleticism.  So, basically, it’s nothing like football. (Irish Pride!)

Sundays.  The day on which you get to worship Jesus, do all of your homework and intentionally or accidentally break all of your Lenten resolutions.

 

Jeers

Indian Winter.  It’s like Indian Summer, but just when you think winter is over, bam!  Another 20 degree morning and three more inches of snow.  Love you too, South Bend.

Online Homework sites.  Where professors feel validated by giving you homework that’s due at midnight on Friday and then the site crashes at 11:59?  Yes, those.

Shower thieves.  We all admit we have a favorite shower.  And then you finally get to take a shower … and some Shmuckatelli has stolen your shower.  So you just stand there awkwardly and wait for him or her to be done.

Meadow Jackson is a freshman majoring in sleep deprivation and caffeinated beverages.  If you have any cheers, jeers or otherwise humorous suggestions, please contact her at mjacks12@nd.edu.