Cheers
The Prospie Life: It’s all the best parts of Notre Dame that you’ll probably never experience when you’re actually a student here.
The Bald and the Beautiful: A no-judgment way to get rid of the haircut that you’ve hated forever AND support a great cause.
Spring: The moment when you walk out the door and see a hundred people hanging out on the quad and (could it be true?) sunbathing. I’m sorry, remind me when we transported the campus to Florida?
Jeers
The end of the year: Are you telling me that I not only have to take final exams, but also have to say goodbye to the seniors and am supposed to have matured by a year?
Scheduling conflicts: Yes I realize the three biggest events of the year are happening at the same time, and I am expected to be at all of them. No I cannot tri-locate. Therefore, I will be running around like a mad hare all day.
ATM Fees: So on top of having to remove precious funds from my nearly nonexistent bank account, I also have to pay you a $3 fee? Anarchy.
Meadow Jackson is a freshman majoring in sleep deprivation and caffeinated beverages. If you have any cheers, jeers or otherwise humorous suggestions, please contact her at mjacks12@nd.edu.
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