Defends lefties’ rights
The JFK Files: Available at Your Local Library Soon
To hit streaming services in 2026
“Self-Love Week” Spirals into Campus-Wide War
“Self-love is the first sin, the first progeny of the devil, and the mother of the passions” – St. Maximus the Confessor
ND Democracy Initiative Starts New Campaign
Espouses need to divorce democratic regimes from voters’ will
Lady Democracy, Dead at 249
Who Can Replace Her?
Pilgrimage Trip Determined by Gladiatorial Fight
Combat mandatory for participation in pilgrimage
Squirrel “Genocide” Incites Campus-Wide Protests
Rest in Peanuts
Rover Conducts Election Exit Polls
Specific questionnaire yields interesting results
Just One More Conference Away From World Peace
Kroc Center finds, world yet to be informed
Democracy Initiative Initiates Democracy
Voters elect to vote in elections Under the thrall of the newly established “Democracy Initiative,” Notre Dame has announced that […]