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Humor Archives - Page 2 of 22 - Irish Rover

Amazon HQ won’t move into South Bend, Notre Dame to construct 1.5 million square foot office complex “just in case”

The University has already begun construction on three 50-story office buildings

Crayon Eating Craze

There seems to be no preference for color

University extends closure for 15 minutes Thursday

“Still too Cold” On Wednesday, January 30, temperatures dropped to a record-breaking -50 degrees with wind chill. If you walked…

Pope Francis addresses offensive murals

Sistine Chapel not fit to be seen In an open letter to the entire college of Cardinals published Monday, Pope…

Notre Dame to install velvet curtains in front of 2018 Cotton Bowl game

Father Jenkins calls for the Cotton Bowl to be forgotten President Rev. John Jenkins, C.S.C., announced via email on Thursday…

Brenston’s Corner

The Rover’s trusty dog delivers winter advice Well, hi there, Rover readers. It’s me, Brenston, the friendly Rover doggy columnist….

Football team looking for “new, exciting crimes to get our wins revoked”

“We’ve tried academic violations before,” said Kelly. “We cheated on a few tests–who cares? It’s boring stuff, and I firmly believe that my boys can do better. I mean, after all, we’re undefeated in football. Why can’t we be undefeated in crime?”