Colin Devine, Humor Guru


Louis Armstrong.  Few singers are amazing enough to improve your mood every time you hear one of their songs.  Those of you who thought I was talking about a cyclist need to listen to more music.

Comedian of the week:  Billy Cosby, “My children love my mother, and I tell my children, “That is NOT the same woman I grew up with….That is an old woman trying to get into heaven now.”

Anything Oscar Wilde said, but today, “Biography lends to death a new terror.”


The papal elections in 2005 versus 2013.  Thanks, Apple?

The misuse/overuse of statistics everywhere and in everything.  It has been shown that 84% of statistics are entirely unrelated to what they are supposed to be about and are just invented on the spot to support whatever particular point the speaker wants to advance.  See what I did there?

Cold waffle fries from Chic-fil-A.  Those who haven’t experienced it can never understand.