An encomium to Hap Burke
March 1, 2019 | Andrew Rebholz
Boat Stratification
Allegations that some early ticket purchasers were tipped off ahead of time continue to circulate.
March 1, 2019 | Andrew Rebholz
Crayon Eating Craze
There seems to be no preference for color
Endangered triple-major freshmen facing extinction in stressful finals environment
Freshmen are coming to Notre Dame with vast dreams of exploring everything in their education, only to have these dreams obliterated a week before heading home for the holidays
November 30, 2018 | Andrew Rebholz
Taco Bell Releases New Living Taco
This taco can think, and this taco can even do a little dance, changing your Taco Bell experience by offering dinner and a show.
November 30, 2018 | Andrew Rebholz
NASA’s Insight Mars Explorer lands safely in Hollywood basement
Thanks to Hollywood film nerds, ever-willing to fake scientific progress with a camcorder and a little imagination, NASA has once again exploited the dreams of every young astronaut while simultaneously contributing to the nation’s debt.
October 26, 2018 | Andrew Rebholz
University releases survey on diversity—results unexpected
Confronting stereotypes on campus