Former Humor Editor still somehow grateful to this institution
An encomium to Hap Burke
Boat Stratification
Allegations that some early ticket purchasers were tipped off ahead of time continue to circulate.
Endangered triple-major freshmen facing extinction in stressful finals environment
Freshmen are coming to Notre Dame with vast dreams of exploring everything in their education, only to have these dreams obliterated a week before heading home for the holidays
Taco Bell Releases New Living Taco
This taco can think, and this taco can even do a little dance, changing your Taco Bell experience by offering dinner and a show.
NASA’s Insight Mars Explorer lands safely in Hollywood basement
Thanks to Hollywood film nerds, ever-willing to fake scientific progress with a camcorder and a little imagination, NASA has once again exploited the dreams of every young astronaut while simultaneously contributing to the nation’s debt.
University releases survey on diversity—results unexpected
Confronting stereotypes on campus
