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Application for Provost

Plans for Brave(r) New(er) World

Unmistakably Catholic Architecture

“Et vidit Deus quod esset bonum” – (“And God saw that it was good”)

An Intoxicating Discovery

Freshman uncovers Notre Dame’s best kept secret

Taco Bell announces new slogan: “Nobody has ever died after eating Taco Bell”

CEO Brian Niccol made on Tuesday the latest announcement in a rebranding campaign

IDEA Week mantra announced: “Money, money, money, money, money”

How to live the vow of poverty in the 21st century

Football team looking for “new, exciting crimes to get our wins revoked”

“We’ve tried academic violations before,” said Kelly. “We cheated on a few tests–who cares? It’s boring stuff, and I firmly believe that my boys can do better. I mean, after all, we’re undefeated in football. Why can’t we be undefeated in crime?”