Football team looking for “new, exciting crimes to get our wins revoked”
“We’ve tried academic violations before,” said Kelly. “We cheated on a few tests–who cares? It’s boring stuff, and I firmly believe that my boys can do better. I mean, after all, we’re undefeated in football. Why can’t we be undefeated in crime?”
An Evening with Wagner at the Lyric
The Chicago Lyric Opera’s excellent rendition of the 19th century masterpiece
Endangered triple-major freshmen facing extinction in stressful finals environment
Freshmen are coming to Notre Dame with vast dreams of exploring everything in their education, only to have these dreams obliterated a week before heading home for the holidays
The Case for Capital Punishment
We should not shirk from this responsibility by opting for broad legislation for the sake of convenience.
Notre Dame head groundskeeper to resign over allegations of fall foliage color enhancements
In a shocking statement released late Friday afternoon, Nathan Bailey, Head Groundskeeper at the University of Notre Dame, admitted to overseeing the covert transplanting and/or spray-painting of thousands of trees on campus.
Taco Bell Releases New Living Taco
This taco can think, and this taco can even do a little dance, changing your Taco Bell experience by offering dinner and a show.
