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Affleck-Graves post-Notre Dame plans: “Time to get serious with close-up magic”

March 22, 2019

“And when you live in a magical place like South Bend? Inspiration is everywhere!” Affleck-Graves shared.

Taco Bell announces new slogan: “Nobody has ever died after eating Taco Bell”

March 1, 2019

CEO Brian Niccol made on Tuesday the latest announcement in a rebranding campaign

Jenkins formally announces spirit animal: “like, a wealthy frog”

March 1, 2019

  In his Junior Parents Weekend address on February 16, Notre Dame President and local bad boy Fr. John Jenkins,…

Freshman lost in woods north of campus; returned to his people by anthropomorphic mammoth

March 1, 2019

No further details were shared with the Rover

IDEA Week mantra announced: “Money, money, money, money, money”

March 1, 2019

How to live the vow of poverty in the 21st century

Aspiring senior Criminal Justice Studies major still unwittingly attending Notre Dame College in Euclid, Ohio

March 1, 2019

She accidentally and unknowingly took a right on I-90 instead of a left

Amazon HQ won’t move into South Bend, Notre Dame to construct 1.5 million square foot office complex “just in case”

March 1, 2019

The University has already begun construction on three 50-story office buildings

Notre Dame to install velvet curtains in front of 2018 Cotton Bowl game

February 13, 2019

Father Jenkins calls for the Cotton Bowl to be forgotten President Rev. John Jenkins, C.S.C., announced via email on Thursday…

Football team looking for “new, exciting crimes to get our wins revoked”

November 30, 2018

“We’ve tried academic violations before,” said Kelly. “We cheated on a few tests–who cares? It’s boring stuff, and I firmly believe that my boys can do better. I mean, after all, we’re undefeated in football. Why can’t we be undefeated in crime?”