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Affleck-Graves post-Notre Dame plans: “Time to get serious with close-up magic”

“And when you live in a magical place like South Bend? Inspiration is everywhere!” Affleck-Graves shared.

Taco Bell announces new slogan: “Nobody has ever died after eating Taco Bell”

CEO Brian Niccol made on Tuesday the latest announcement in a rebranding campaign

Jenkins formally announces spirit animal: “like, a wealthy frog”

  In his Junior Parents Weekend address on February 16, Notre Dame President and local bad boy Fr. John Jenkins,…

IDEA Week mantra announced: “Money, money, money, money, money”

How to live the vow of poverty in the 21st century

Notre Dame to install velvet curtains in front of 2018 Cotton Bowl game

Father Jenkins calls for the Cotton Bowl to be forgotten President Rev. John Jenkins, C.S.C., announced via email on Thursday…

Football team looking for “new, exciting crimes to get our wins revoked”

“We’ve tried academic violations before,” said Kelly. “We cheated on a few tests–who cares? It’s boring stuff, and I firmly believe that my boys can do better. I mean, after all, we’re undefeated in football. Why can’t we be undefeated in crime?”