O you ruinous usurpers of a peaceful day’s stroll. You ravenous circling vultures. You flurry of black vampire bats. You…
Entry 1: I know many of you have been following my law school journey with bated breath. And if you…
The University has already begun construction on three 50-story office buildings
In a shocking statement released late Friday afternoon, Nathan Bailey, Head Groundskeeper at the University of Notre Dame, admitted to overseeing the covert transplanting and/or spray-painting of thousands of trees on campus.
Thanks to Hollywood film nerds, ever-willing to fake scientific progress with a camcorder and a little imagination, NASA has once again exploited the dreams of every young astronaut while simultaneously contributing to the nation’s debt.
After spending hours reviewing good and bad deeds from the past year, toymaker and reindeer hobbyist Santa Claus determined that Notre Dame finance major Bryce Ratner was just good enough to get nearly everything on his Christmas list.
The popular campus indie-folk band “Rousseau’Shaughnessy”, comprised of 11 sophomore English majors living in Dillon Hall, is set to play their first public show at Legends this coming weekend.
A watchdog reflects on the ups and downs of autumn
“Commie spikeballers” march northwards
Noted TV therapist to sing at Notre Dame Stadium