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Hap Burke

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Humor
November 30, 2018 | Hap Burke

Sorin freshman pleased to discover the rat that lives in his room can “cook like hell”

The rat’s name? Rat.

Humor
November 30, 2018 | Hap Burke

Finance major sure to get everything he wants for Christmas except authentic happiness

After spending hours reviewing good and bad deeds from the past year, toymaker and reindeer hobbyist Santa Claus determined that Notre Dame finance major Bryce Ratner was just good enough to get nearly everything on his Christmas list.

Humor
October 26, 2018 | Hap Burke

Freshman wonders if his roommate plans on keeping that window open all year

An example of the trials of dorm life

Humor
September 26, 2018 | Hap Burke

Dr. Phil to host live show in stadium over fall break

Noted TV therapist to sing at Notre Dame Stadium

Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Martin E. Dempsey, his wife Deanie, Rev. John I. Jenkins, C.S.C., president of Notre Dame University, and a military spouse take a selfie on the field before a football game at Notre Dame Stadium in South Bend, Ind., Sept. 6, 2014. DoD Photo by Mass Communication Specialist 1st Class Daniel Hinton.
Humor
September 26, 2018 | Hap Burke

Bookstore unveils its first $100 bar of chocolate

Prices to remain reasonable

Humor
September 11, 2018 | Hap Burke

Marching band freshman lauded after eating four whole saxophones in traditional hazing custom

An inspiring but cautionary tale

Humor
September 11, 2018 | Hap Burke

Freshman dismayed to find out future roommate “looks almost exactly like Boris Yeltsin”

Russian exchange program brings new perspectives

Humor
September 11, 2018 | Hap Burke

Hunchbacked man who lives in steeple of Basilica discovers true beauty comes from within

“Someone should make it into a movie”

Humor
April 14, 2018 | Hap Burke

Hoffman Harding announces 1000 new dorms; sources speculate she just “picked a large number and went with it”

Red Rover 2018

Humor
April 14, 2018 | Hap Burke

Rumors confirmed: Waddick’s to be replaced by a very small Bed Bath & Beyond

Red Rover 2018

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