The rat’s name? Rat.
Hap Burke
November 30, 2018
Finance major sure to get everything he wants for Christmas except authentic happiness
After spending hours reviewing good and bad deeds from the past year, toymaker and reindeer hobbyist Santa Claus determined that Notre Dame finance major Bryce Ratner was just good enough to get nearly everything on his Christmas list.
October 26, 2018
Freshman wonders if his roommate plans on keeping that window open all year
An example of the trials of dorm life
September 26, 2018
Dr. Phil to host live show in stadium over fall break
Noted TV therapist to sing at Notre Dame Stadium
September 26, 2018
Bookstore unveils its first $100 bar of chocolate
Prices to remain reasonable
September 11, 2018
Marching band freshman lauded after eating four whole saxophones in traditional hazing custom
An inspiring but cautionary tale
September 11, 2018
Freshman dismayed to find out future roommate “looks almost exactly like Boris Yeltsin”
Russian exchange program brings new perspectives
September 11, 2018
Hunchbacked man who lives in steeple of Basilica discovers true beauty comes from within
“Someone should make it into a movie”
April 14, 2018
Hoffman Harding announces 1000 new dorms; sources speculate she just “picked a large number and went with it”
Red Rover 2018
April 14, 2018
Rumors confirmed: Waddick’s to be replaced by a very small Bed Bath & Beyond
Red Rover 2018