Former Humor Editor still somehow grateful to this institution
An encomium to Hap Burke
Taco Bell announces new slogan: “Nobody has ever died after eating Taco Bell”
CEO Brian Niccol made on Tuesday the latest announcement in a rebranding campaign
Freshman lost in woods north of campus; returned to his people by anthropomorphic mammoth
No further details were shared with the Rover
IDEA Week mantra announced: “Money, money, money, money, money”
How to live the vow of poverty in the 21st century
Amazon HQ won’t move into South Bend, Notre Dame to construct 1.5 million square foot office complex “just in case”
The University has already begun construction on three 50-story office buildings
Freshman wonders if his roommate plans on keeping that window open all year
An example of the trials of dorm life
Dr. Phil to host live show in stadium over fall break
Noted TV therapist to sing at Notre Dame Stadium
Marching band freshman lauded after eating four whole saxophones in traditional hazing custom
An inspiring but cautionary tale
Freshman dismayed to find out future roommate “looks almost exactly like Boris Yeltsin”
Russian exchange program brings new perspectives
